Kanye and Kim Kardashian– WHY?

Posted on April 17, 2012 by Miss Bitchy

Honestly, I think it’s because she wants to date people whose names start with K.

I went through that phase… in high school!

C’mon Kimmy, we know you want to get back at Kris Humphries by dating someone more famous but maybe you should take a break with the men. Just sayin.

Even her fam disapproves. She oughta listen because if she thinks that Kanye is going to fix her dating reputation with a song, she better take a second look!

*image via USweekly

Her only boyfriend should be her millions!

#stopit

 

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Other Celebs that attended the Coachella Event!

Posted on April 16, 2012 by Miss Bitchy

Such a laid back place to get together and enjoy sun and music with amazing people!

Celeb attendees such as:

Katy Perry, Emma Roberts, Linsday Lohan, Lea Michele,  Cory Monteith,  Rihanna, Fergie, Kellan Lutz, Vanessa Hudgens, Usher, Gerard Butler, Paris Hilton , and Lauren Conrad

It was a blast at Neon Carnival and L!VE parties I’m sure!

Yeah, I am jealous.

 

*image via WENN

Looks like they had fun!

#coachella2012

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Welcoming the performing dead! Special guest –Tupac Shakur?

Posted on April 16, 2012 by Miss Bitchy

This weekend Coachchella Music Festival artist Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre performed with a surprise performance from none other than —

TUPAC SHAKUR!!

Tupac SHOCKER if you ask me. Since when could we bring back the dead? Or did he really come back to life like he promised so many years ago!

Run! Quick! See!
Check out the Hail Mary 2012 Coachella performance with Snoop below!

 

*courtesy of ImMrSoLoLoCo

May he rest in peace and hopefully we see Biggie for week 2 at Coachella!

Trending #deadartists

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Bobbi Kristina following in Mama Whitneys’ footsteps

Posted on February 20, 2012 by Miss Bitchy

No! Please say it isn’t so!

Reports say that Bobbi Kristina, daughter of the late Whitney, pulled a disappearing act at Mom’s funeral to go get high!

But why!

That’s not the road to go down sweetie pie.

*via getty images

We understand you are stressed girl, but come on! Not at your mother’s funeral!

#dontgodownthatroad

xo.

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Style Mogul Zelda Kaplan dies front row!

Posted on February 17, 2012 by Miss Bitchy

We thought Zelda Kaplan would out live Fashion itself!

Madam Kaplan was sitting front row of Joanna Mastroianni’s Runway show, when the second model walked by, she just died! She was 95.

That is the most fabulous, best, fierce way to go — sitting front row of a fashion show with design so amazing, she literally just died!

She is gonna be missed of course.

That outfit she would be caught dead in.

RIP.

xo.

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Kim K to date basketball star Jeremy Lin!

Posted on February 17, 2012 by Miss Bitchy

WTF?!

Is she trying to redeem herself as the hottest girl to date the hottest star in the literal game with a literal baller???

We thought she was still about Reggie Reg? Unless she’s still trying to make him jealous and work a little bit harder to get them cookies.

                      Does she even have Yellow Fever? Or is this her people trying to make it happen to give Kris Humphries the media finger?

Who knows— Whatever it is Kim, I don’t think you and Jeremy make a good couple.

#teamReggie

xo.

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Kim Kardashian–Did she marry someone to make Reggie Bush jealous??

Posted on February 15, 2012 by Miss Bitchy

We think so.

How else would you explain a 72-day marriage in the public eye , and then edited reality shows to try and swoon everyone that you just weren’t “happy”.

tsk tsk.

We know your game girl!— To get Reggie back by using Kris Humphries.

Seems like it worked!

In her mind, she was like “I’m just gonna date someone for less than and year , pretend like I love him because I’m 30 and need to get married but I’m so not over my ex— I’m gonna do it anyway. When it happens it will be real! Because if  everyone watches and they think its real, it will be real to me!”

*via Kim K’s brain.

That looks more like true love on Kimmy’s face than on her beautiful staged wedding day!

#stillinlovewithhim

xo.

 

 

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It’s Valentines Day! Yay or Nay?

Posted on February 14, 2012 by Miss Bitchy

You either love it, or you despise it.

Party in the bedroom? Or party for singles?

My Valentine is my dog, she always loves me no matter what day it is! Cheap Date.

 

We make a cute couple!

But guess who wins most random ass Valentines Day Couple??

Its….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cameron Diaz and P. Diddy!!!

Who saw that coming? I didn’t . Did you?

No?

#interracial

lol.

xo.

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Big Adele vs. Skinny Adele

Posted on February 13, 2012 by Miss Bitchy

Her voice projects more amazingly than ever before at last nights’ 2012 Grammy Awards!

Her performance was to DIET for.
6 Grammy Awards to take home– daaaamn girl.

Let’s take a look at her before:

Daaaaamn big girl!

 

And look at her now!:

 

 

Daaaaamn skinny girl!

She is officially FIERCE.

#skinnyminiHollywood

xo.

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RIP Whitney Houston (Crack is Whack)!

Posted on February 13, 2012 by Miss Bitchy

Sad sad day for an amazing icon Whitney Houston.

Passed away this Saturday at the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills , CA right before the Grammy Party madness!
Went out with a bang!
But the party still went on. Everyone paid tributes of course.

Except I am kind of upset that due to her death, I couldn’t get my car out of the parking lot from the Beverly Hilton til 7 am!

We will always love you, ohhh.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wonder which music mogul we will loose next month ? :(

Check out Whitney Houston’s memorable performance from the Grammys!

xo.

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